- "Wah!"
"“Wah” can be a surprisingly harsh word, given the fact that its last letter is a soft “H.” It’s not even technically an English word, yet almost every human being can tell by the inflection and intonation of a child’s “wah” that something is wrong, and this thing must be resolved before anyone within earshot of the “wah” can resume thinking clearly."
- At Dusk
"The sunsets here are powerful. They’re so bright sometimes that they can blind your eyes with their brilliance – especially if you’re driving along at dusk. They say that most accidents occur at dusk."
- Green Grass
"Plenty of people cannot seem to notice just how green their very own grass is. You are not alone."
- "Mommy!"
"Of all the vehicles that Tommy could have chosen to flag down, he had chosen a large red pick up truck with confederate flags attached to its side mirrors."
- The Ultimate Trump Card
"one bottle of red wine had turned into two, and by the time things got real lousy, a third bottle was left embarrassingly dry..."
- Perspective
Every decision we make is based on our current perspective...
- Hate Is A Strong Word
Cats, Urine, and Cuckholdery...
- What's For Dinner?
"Ben knew that they were no longer talking about black beans and lima beans. Trisha only called him Benjamin when something was wrong."
- Zucchini and Rice
"I quickly peeled the skin from my last remaining banana, and then I inverted eons of ape-man logic and tossed the delicious banana into my trash, and instead kept the peel, which I wrapped around my finger."
- Lucky Stars
"Nicky blushed, and counted his lucky stars that there was only one more week of high school left, and that he had copious quantities of pot awaiting him at home"
- Raindrops
"Most people preferred to stay indoors these days, but Andy still liked to take a walk outside..."
- Piso Mojado
"In wintertime, especially in the great northern land of Wisconsin, sometimes the snow outside will melt as people enter warm places, like a bar."
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